Posted 6 days ago

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

Posted 4 weeks ago
Posted 3 months ago

cumberrage:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

The day will come when I don’t reblog this.Today is not that day. *hits reblog button*

(Source: timetoputonashow)

Posted 3 months ago

a-squalor-victoria:

tinier-tina:

fucksebastianstan:

rhymeswithnutella:

lawnpirates:

"50 State Stereotypes (in 2 Minutes)"

omg arkansas

lol florida. 

"Footbawls, drawls, and overawls"

ITS TOO COLD TO BE SOBER IS SO TRUE IT HURTS ME

Not all upper class at all : I by a damn long shot.

Posted 3 months ago

avatar-trisana:

damittromney:

thats-captain-jackharkness:

sancondor:

rakestrawberry17:

iamaslumberbatch:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

aangnog:

itsneumann:

aangnog:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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This entire post is perfect.

why

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(Source: terrakion)

Posted 3 months ago

"Some books you read. Some books you enjoy. But some books just swallow you up, heart and soul." - Joanne Harris.

(Source: finnicksownsugarcube)

Posted 3 months ago
charizard:

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

god i hate when people leak my baby pictures

charizard:

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

god i hate when people leak my baby pictures

(Source: precumming)

Posted 4 months ago
Posted 5 months ago

nerdyfangirl:

tyrannosaurme:

#DOES NATHAN FILLION DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT BE BITTER ABOUT FIREFLY

No.

(Source: rickcastallion)

Posted 5 months ago